Wakan Tanka, it is I Shaun, descendent of the great Black Kettle.
Thank you for today’s New Year, for the breath and life within me, and for all of your creations.
Creator, hear my prayer, and honor my prayer.
As the New Year begins with the rising sun,
I ask, Spirit keeper of the East, Brother Eagle, be with me.
Help my brother, Nathi and I find true love. Let them be soul mates with good hearts and large breasts. Help my other Brew Rat friends with their marital strives.
Help my brother Chumley find new blessed fishing spots. Take his cabbage away so that he may never again make his wretched cole slaw.
Help my brother mwb drink 8 or 9 of the white mans beers without suffering ill health.
Guide our steps and give us courage. Let us enjoy the circle of our lives with honesty and dignity.
Spirit keeper of the South, Wolf,
Be with me.
Help me to remember to love and feel compassion for all mankind.
Help my brothers Metal and MacGregor have strong healthy children. Spare them of any “Lucky You” markings.
Help my brother Bull rid himself of his best of the hair band ass music collection.
Please help my brother Piper with his flatulence issues.
Give fortune to Yeasty Pete, let him find the lost gold of Delaware.
For myself, for the other Brew Rats, for the four legged, the winged ones, the plants and all creation, give all of us a peaceful and prosperous 2008.
Grant Skot the patience to deal with misguided Crow like Brewrats such as Rad.
Help us to grow and nurture our selves in all ways.
Spirit Keeper of the West, Brown Bear,
Be with me. Bring healing to the people I love and to myself.
Bring into balance the physical, mental and spiritual,
so I am able to know my place on this earth, in life and in death.
Heal my body, heal my mind and bring light, joy and awareness to my spirit.
Heal my brother Strange with his endless misfortunes. Let his spouse and his offspring learn to drive the White Mans Iron Horse.
I ask that you provide guidance to Brew Rat Shoes snow eater machine, and give his chickens good health. Help Cowan finish his house projects once and for all.
Speak to brother Gimp for absinth is the white devils drink.
Let brother Dracul brew like a true Lakotan.
Spirit Keeper of the North, White Buffalo, be with me.
As each day passes, help me to surrender, with grace, the things of my youth.
Give me wisdom so I am able to make wise choices in all things which are put in front of me,
Let brother Kenrat leave the awful California country once and for all.
Help Biker Bob write the white mans words.
Continue to guide Brew Rat Yam in making my beers for they are the bestest.
Grant me the health to hunt again with depth charging Brewrat KG. Let us shoot many of the White Mans thunderhawks together.
And when the time for our change of worlds has come,
Let us all go peacefully, without regrets for the things
we neglected to do as we walked along our paths.
And more than anything else Great Spirit, never again curse us with an awful year like 2007.
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Loth - You all are losers on Jul-28-2008 at 08:51 PM RST @ 68.74.64.13 (Loth - You all are losers) 
Skot on Jul-28-2008 at 08:52 PM RST @ 75.67.98.168 (Skot) 
