Saturday, December 30, 2006

The chat mourns the passing of Saddam Hussein

Strange Still at Work DAMMIT on Dec-28-2006 at 07:05 PM RST @ 216.70.29.2
Well they put Sadaam's hanging on Pay per view?

If they do I'm in... I'll ivite the neighbors for beer and chips...



yam on Dec-28-2006 at 07:06 PM RST @ 75.128.80.124
What kind of beer goes best with a hanging??
Oogie Wa Wa on Dec-28-2006 at 07:07 PM RST @ 72.69.105.184
Something in a longneck.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Parking Etiquette

 M M on Dec-20-2006 at 10:00 PM RST @ 67.167.94.100
some fucking guys got into an accident (bumpers dented) right in front of my driveway. they were parked there, talking. I pull up and say
hey, can you guys move forward a few feet so I can get in my driveway?

dudes just look at me and then waves me off and waves to his bumper. so I lean back out again and shout MOVE YOUR FUCKING CARS FORWARD OR I'M GOING TO GET INTO THAT FREE CANDY VAN AND PLOW YOUR FUCKING CARS INTO THE STREET!!

I don't know, but I think the free candy van part scared the fuck out of them, because they glanced at it once and then got in their cars and pulled forward, and they were so freaked, they kept pulling foward in front of another driveway, stopping, then moving forward again until they got to the next street.

 M M on Dec-20-2006 at 10:05 PM RST @ 67.167.94.100
i tell ya, bunch of assholes in this city. one of the cars was a corvette. his back bumper was turned inside out. it was cool.

 M M on Dec-20-2006 at 10:08 PM RST @ 67.167.94.100


Mom on Dec-20-2006 at 10:09 PM RST @ 69.251.119.159
Oh.

Lester Moe Lester's wheels.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Piper on Survival Training

The Anti-Macker on Dec-06-2006 at 04:49 PM RST @ 74.41.20.142
One time Cowan got me a job as a weasel at the library where he works. My truck was broke down, so I had to ride the Grayhound bus down to Farmington. I worked there for 3 weeks, and on the bus trip home we were going over some high mountain pass in Colorado. The lady sitting next to me looked at me and said "you look like you are deep in thought, what are you thinking?".

I said "I am thinking that this bus could run off the road and down into that canyon, and we might not be found for days, and I might have to eat some of these poeple to survive".

She did not talk to me after that.

Porky Pines on Dec-06-2006 at 04:50 PM RST @ 66.189.24.96 was the lady big and FAT pipes? heheh

The Anti-Macker on Dec-06-2006 at 04:51 PM RST @ 74.41.20.142
No, she was not big and fat. She was actually quite attractive, I would have eaten her first.
The Anti-Macker on Dec-06-2006 at 04:51 PM RST @ 74.41.20.142
I swear that is a true story! It was funny as hell.
The Anti-Macker on Dec-06-2006 at 04:52 PM RST @ 74.41.20.142
I would have no problem eating another human carcas to survive. Meat is meat.
Porky Pines on Dec-06-2006 at 04:53 PM RST @ 66.189.24.96
Grade A select!

The Anti-Macker on Dec-06-2006 at 04:54 PM RST @ 74.41.20.142
Nobody has a problem with blood from donors do they?

Or organ transplants from cadavers.

Protien is protien.

Jerms on Dec-06-2006 at 04:54 PM RST @ 24.249.73.221 meat is meat and the person ain't the carcass

nathi on Dec-06-2006 at 04:55 PM RST @ 165.127.8.254
meat is not meat...... that is an insult to bacon!

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Poor People's Beans

Strange Still at Wurk DAMMIT on Dec-04-2006 at 08:48 PM RST @ 216.70.29.2 ZurC on Dec-04-2006 at 08:43 PM RST @ 217.69.183.35
Making good refried beans really is a work of art...something so basic but so easy to fuck up

You are so right.

My old man made a dish called poor people's beans which was basically beans refried in bacon drippings and parched flour. Man that was THE BEST... I make it whenever I have a pot of pinto beans boiled up. It tastes better every time you refry it, and it keeps FOREVER ! I come home, heat some up put it in a tortilla with shredded leftover chicken, some cheese and a couple of jalapeneos... My Gawd! Thbat will keep you to supper, that's for damn sure!