Friday, April 20, 2007

Chumley's Lentil Soup

chumley on Apr-18-2007 at 01:22 PM RST @ 63.118.227.254 (chumley)
Boil up 2 quarts of water, add lentils, simmer for 20 min

Chop up 2-3 slices of bacon and fry. When bacon is nearly done, add a cup each of chopped celery, onions, and carrots. Sautee lightly.

Dump everything (lentils and sauteed vegetables) into crock pot, add a can of diced tomatoes, salt and pepper, a half tsp of thy,e, and two bay leaves. Also add, if you have them, a couple of rinds of Parmesan Reggiano cheese. Also add 2-3 tbsp of balsamic vegetable.

Go to work, come home, dinner is served.
chumley on Apr-18-2007 at 01:23 PM RST @ 63.118.227.254 (chumley)
thy,e = thyme
balsamic vegetable = balsamic vinegar
chumley on Apr-18-2007 at 01:25 PM RST @ 63.118.227.254 (chumley)
Optional step: When you get home, take two cups of the lentils out (the thick part), put them into the blender, whirl, and add back to the soup.

Use 1 1/4 - 1 1/2 cups of lentils. I used green.

chumley on Apr-18-2007 at 03:34 PM RST @ 63.118.227.254 (chumley) nathi on Apr-18-2007 at 02:32 PM RST @ 165.127.8.254 (nathi)
Chum, why pre simmer the lentils for 20 minutes if they are going to be in the crock pot all day?


It isn't so much the simmer, its bring the water to the boil. Its important to get them to that first boil for a minute, then drop the heat.

It takes forever for the crock pot to heat water. I was worried that the lentils would turn out hard if I just dumped them in the crockpot.

nathi on Apr-18-2007 at 03:37 PM RST @ 165.127.8.254 (nathi) OK chum, not sure if it is neccesary though, I have just rinsed, dumped in the crock, and gone to work with good results.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Love is in the air

 CCC CCC on Apr-18-2007 at 11:11 AM RST @ 91.140.250.2 (CCC)
I am happy today. My dog almost KILLED the fucking poodle that has been running around here for the past year........and then the poodle's Polish owner woman (HOT) says to me......"I want to come over to your house and speak to you in private"........with a LUST in her eyes..............
Metal on Apr-18-2007 at 11:12 AM RST @ 67.167.94.100 (Metal)
she will cut off your balls. careful!
 CCC CCC on Apr-18-2007 at 11:12 AM RST @ 91.140.250.2 (CCC)
MY GOD! SHE HAS NO HEART! HERE DOG IS RIPPED TO PIECES AND SHE WANTS TO FUCK!

Metal on Apr-18-2007 at 11:14 AM RST @ 67.167.94.100 (Metal) she will bring you to the point of orgasim, then you will hear a metallic click and feel a tightening sensation...

Metal on Apr-18-2007 at 11:17 AM RST @ 67.167.94.100 (Metal)


Metal on Apr-18-2007 at 11:18 AM RST @ 67.167.94.100 (Metal) cruz, tell her that in your country it is custom to tie the woman up, then when she asks what country you're from, tell her "the internet".

 CCC CCC on Apr-18-2007 at 11:21 AM RST @ 91.140.250.2 (CCC)
NO METALSKI! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!