Tuesday, January 31, 2006

The Joy of Urban Living

nathi on Jan-30-2006 at 11:12 AM RST @ 165.127.8.254
I NEED more coffee today...fucking cat woke me up at 3AM knocking a damn glass off the bed side table, then I could not stop coughing.
Cagey on Jan-30-2006 at 11:13 AM RST @ 207.250.116.151
Broken glass makes you cough?
nathi on Jan-30-2006 at 11:14 AM RST @ 165.127.8.254
Thing that sucks, I thought it sounded like glass, so I asked Heidi to check to see if a glass broke from her bedside table and she said no...so then I had to go check all the windows, the cars, the neighbors house...etc


nathi on Jan-30-2006 at 11:15 AM RST @ 165.127.8.254
haveing a cold makes me cough...smart ass!
nathi on Jan-30-2006 at 11:16 AM RST @ 165.127.8.254
last time I got woke up in the middle of the night it was a drunk smashing into some cars two doors down. I looked everywhere for what it was, but must have missed the cars pushed into the front lawn.
nathi on Jan-30-2006 at 11:17 AM RST @ 165.127.8.254
time before that it was cops in my garage...that was an interesting one.

Then it was a drunk taking out a telephone poll out on the Blvd.

nathi on Jan-30-2006 at 11:17 AM RST @ 165.127.8.254
maybe I should move to the country
Cagey on Jan-30-2006 at 11:18 AM RST @ 207.250.116.151
Yes, move out to the middle of nowhere, it's what all the cool kids are doing
nathi on Jan-30-2006 at 11:18 AM RST @ 165.127.8.254
oh wait...and there is the time I got woke up because a rat was drunk in my basement and got lost and was calling out help.....classic
Cagey on Jan-30-2006 at 11:18 AM RST @ 207.250.116.151
If you don't have a barn, you ain't cool
nathi on Jan-30-2006 at 11:19 AM RST @ 165.127.8.254
But then I could not walk down the street to buy stilton cheese at 10PM on a Saturday when I am drunk...
nathi on Jan-30-2006 at 11:19 AM RST @ 165.127.8.254
I have a stand-alone garage....that is barn-like
Cagey on Jan-30-2006 at 11:20 AM RST @ 207.250.116.151
Your basement is confusing, I was turned around a few times but I never yelled for help because I knew you would mock me
Cagey on Jan-30-2006 at 11:20 AM RST @ 207.250.116.151
You could make your own stilton cheese in your very own cave
Cagey on Jan-30-2006 at 11:21 AM RST @ 207.250.116.151
A stand-alone garage is not barn-like and you know it.
nathi on Jan-30-2006 at 11:21 AM RST @ 165.127.8.254
I will not tell on the rat who it was....but they somehow got into the furnace room and could not get out.
nathi on Jan-30-2006 at 11:22 AM RST @ 165.127.8.254
you could have just let me have that garage thing, KG....
nathi on Jan-30-2006 at 11:22 AM RST @ 165.127.8.254
I should put a night light in the hall
Cagey on Jan-30-2006 at 11:23 AM RST @ 207.250.116.151
How about this, it is more barn-like than living in a condo with a first-floor garage.
nathi on Jan-30-2006 at 11:24 AM RST @ 165.127.8.254
Thanks KG....I think
Cagey on Jan-30-2006 at 11:25 AM RST @ 207.250.116.151
you're welcome
Metal on Jan-30-2006 at 11:25 AM RST @ 67.167.94.100
instead of a night light, i would setup some speakers that whispered "over here" from 4 different directions.

Brokeback Mountain

Eater of Lard on Jan-29-2006 at 06:47 PM RST @ 69.106.12.178
John Wayne would have never made a HOMO COWBOY MOVIE!
Eater of Lard on Jan-29-2006 at 06:47 PM RST @ 69.106.12.178
I am not one bit interested in watching "Brokedick Mountain"
mwb on Jan-29-2006 at 06:47 PM RST @ 24.182.230.32
he didn't need to!
Eater of Lard on Jan-29-2006 at 06:48 PM RST @ 69.106.12.178
Randolph Scott would have never made a HOMO COWBOY MOVIE!
Eater of Lard on Jan-29-2006 at 06:49 PM RST @ 69.106.12.178
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
mwb on Jan-29-2006 at 06:50 PM RST @ 24.182.230.32
Eater of Lard on Jan-29-2006 at 06:47 PM RST @ 69.106.12.178
I am not one bit interested in watching "Brokedick Mountain" in the theatre - I am going to wait for the 3 DVD Special Edition set


Eater of Lard on Jan-29-2006 at 06:51 PM RST @ 69.106.12.178
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

And watch it at home on the BIG SCREEN!

Yeah right........

Eater of Lard on Jan-29-2006 at 06:51 PM RST @ 69.106.12.178
that hack was truly Stella like!
mwb on Jan-29-2006 at 06:52 PM RST @ 24.182.230.32
I wonder what the #6 Dance is like on Brokeback Mountain?
Eater of Lard on Jan-29-2006 at 06:52 PM RST @ 69.106.12.178
Like a bunch of Kansas City Faggots!
Eater of Lard on Jan-29-2006 at 06:54 PM RST @ 69.106.12.178
{SLIM_PICKINS VOICE}"What in the wide wide world of sports is a goin' on here?"{/VOICE}

Eater of Lard on Jan-29-2006 at 06:55 PM RST @ 69.106.12.178
Cornhole Mountain
Eater of Lard on Jan-29-2006 at 06:56 PM RST @ 69.106.12.178
That's what it was originaly going to be called, but they were afraid of getting an NC-17 rating.........
mwb on Jan-29-2006 at 06:57 PM RST @ 24.182.230.32
The Good, The Bad, and The Pillow Biters
Eater of Lard on Jan-29-2006 at 06:58 PM RST @ 69.106.12.178
The Lone Rump Ranger!
Eater of Lard on Jan-29-2006 at 06:59 PM RST @ 69.106.12.178
A Fist Full OF Hemoroids
Eater of Lard on Jan-29-2006 at 06:59 PM RST @ 69.106.12.178
High Plains Poofter!
Eater of Lard on Jan-29-2006 at 07:00 PM RST @ 69.106.12.178
The Fecal Banditos
mwb on Jan-29-2006 at 07:00 PM RST @ 24.182.230.32
Dances With Dicks
Eater of Lard on Jan-29-2006 at 07:01 PM RST @ 69.106.12.178
The Outlaw Elton John
Eater of Lard on Jan-29-2006 at 07:02 PM RST @ 69.106.12.178
Five Card Studmuffin
Eater of Lard on Jan-29-2006 at 07:03 PM RST @ 69.106.12.178
I should email this idea to "The Man Show", they would have a blast with "Gay Westerns" names.
mwb on Jan-29-2006 at 07:04 PM RST @ 24.182.230.32
Maverprick
Eater of Lard on Jan-29-2006 at 07:06 PM RST @ 69.106.12.178
Butch Cassidy and the Punk Ass Kid
Eater of Lard on Jan-29-2006 at 07:07 PM RST @ 69.106.12.178
Blazzing Paddles
Eater of Lard on Jan-29-2006 at 07:08 PM RST @ 69.106.12.178
The Magnificent Seven Incher
mwb on Jan-29-2006 at 07:09 PM RST @ 24.182.230.32
True Dick
Jerms on Jan-29-2006 at 07:10 PM RST @ 24.249.73.221
Legend of the Long
Jerms on Jan-29-2006 at 07:11 PM RST @ 24.249.73.221
Long Dong Silver
Eater of Lard on Jan-29-2006 at 07:12 PM RST @ 69.106.12.178
Legend of the Schlong
Jerms on Jan-29-2006 at 07:12 PM RST @ 24.249.73.221
Big Jock
Eater of Lard on Jan-29-2006 at 07:12 PM RST @ 69.106.12.178
The Last Hard Men (no hack needed)
Jerms on Jan-29-2006 at 07:12 PM RST @ 24.249.73.221
one you don't need to hack Chisum
Eater of Lard on Jan-29-2006 at 07:13 PM RST @ 69.106.12.178
Slap Fight at the OK Corral
Jerms on Jan-29-2006 at 07:13 PM RST @ 24.249.73.221
# The Man Who CumShot Liberty Valance
Jerms on Jan-29-2006 at 07:14 PM RST @ 24.249.73.221
The Quiet Moan
Eater of Lard on Jan-29-2006 at 07:15 PM RST @ 69.106.12.178
Wyatt Slurp
mwb on Jan-29-2006 at 07:16 PM RST @ 24.182.230.32
The Way of the Bung
mwb on Jan-29-2006 at 07:17 PM RST @ 24.182.230.32
Bungsmoke
Jerms on Jan-29-2006 at 07:18 PM RST @ 24.249.73.221
The Iceman Cometh
Jerms on Jan-29-2006 at 07:18 PM RST @ 24.249.73.221
Emperor of the North Pole Smoker
Jerms on Jan-29-2006 at 07:19 PM RST @ 24.249.73.221
Pocket Money
Eater of Lard on Jan-29-2006 at 07:19 PM RST @ 69.106.12.178
The Coloncheros
Jerms on Jan-29-2006 at 07:19 PM RST @ 24.249.73.221
Paint Your Wagon
Jerms on Jan-29-2006 at 07:20 PM RST @ 24.249.73.221
Point Wank
Eater of Lard on Jan-29-2006 at 07:20 PM RST @ 69.106.12.178
He Wore A Yellow Ribbon
Jerms on Jan-29-2006 at 07:20 PM RST @ 24.249.73.221
Donovan's Queef
Jerms on Jan-29-2006 at 07:21 PM RST @ 24.249.73.221
The Virgin-again
mwb on Jan-29-2006 at 07:22 PM RST @ 24.182.230.32
Stroklahoma
Eater of Lard on Jan-29-2006 at 07:23 PM RST @ 69.106.12.178
Little Big Wang
Eater of Lard on Jan-29-2006 at 07:23 PM RST @ 69.106.12.178
Custers Last Man
Jerms on Jan-29-2006 at 07:24 PM RST @ 24.249.73.221
Stain of Boner
mwb on Jan-29-2006 at 07:24 PM RST @ 24.182.230.32
Danny Get Your Bung
Jerms on Jan-29-2006 at 07:25 PM RST @ 24.249.73.221
Bangman's Knot
Jerms on Jan-29-2006 at 07:25 PM RST @ 24.249.73.221
A Fistful of Love
mwb on Jan-29-2006 at 07:26 PM RST @ 24.182.230.32
The Cornholer Josey Wales
Jerms on Jan-29-2006 at 07:26 PM RST @ 24.249.73.221
Death Cunt
Jerms on Jan-29-2006 at 07:26 PM RST @ 24.249.73.221
The Big Red One
Jerms on Jan-29-2006 at 07:27 PM RST @ 24.249.73.221
Analaunch Express
 aleman aleman on Jan-29-2006 at 07:35 PM RST @ 24.230.140.69
FUDGE PACK MOUNTAIN!
KegStand on Jan-29-2006 at 07:36 PM RST @ 135.214.40.162
The Hangman's Balloon-Knot

stole Jerms'

KegStand on Jan-29-2006 at 07:37 PM RST @ 135.214.40.162
I still think Bareback Mountain is the best hack for brokeback mtn.
Yeasty on Jan-29-2006 at 07:56 PM RST @ 68.34.54.63
Deadwood