Thursday, March 29, 2007

TWCF

Strange Brewer on Mar-28-2007 at 11:18 AM RST @ 72.160.205.248 (Strange Brewer)
Oh God I am in pain....


Jerms on Mar-28-2007 at 11:19 AM RST @ 24.249.73.221 (Jerms)
strange?


Strange Brewer on Mar-28-2007 at 11:20 AM RST @ 72.160.205.248 (Strange Brewer)
Jerms on Mar-28-2007 at 11:19 AM RST @ 24.249.73.221 (Jerms)
strange?

Yaez?
Jerms on Mar-28-2007 at 11:20 AM RST @ 24.249.73.221 (Jerms)
hit another goose?

deer?

fall off the roof?

printing accident at the paper?

drop laptop on your foot?

heater in belize explode?

telephone pole rot thru and drop onto the car?


Strange Brewer on Mar-28-2007 at 11:20 AM RST @ 72.160.205.248 (Strange Brewer)
My fucking dog tried to de-nut me yesterday. My left testicle is the size of a Naval Orange.
Jerms on Mar-28-2007 at 11:21 AM RST @ 24.249.73.221 (Jerms)
ahahaha shit... must remember to update BEFORE taking a drink
Strange Brewer on Mar-28-2007 at 11:21 AM RST @ 72.160.205.248 (Strange Brewer)
This is even more bizarre than any of the things you list.


Macker on Mar-28-2007 at 11:24 AM RST @ 151.151.73.164 (Macker)
wow Strange, what happens to you is indeed Strange....

where is the dog buried?
Pivo on Mar-28-2007 at 11:25 AM RST @ 66.188.1.232 (Pivo)
dirt hope profile, so good for ghetto brew?
Strange Brewer on Mar-28-2007 at 11:25 AM RST @ 72.160.205.248 (Strange Brewer)
Was tossing the tennis ball while watching a movie in bed, as yesterday was my day off. He put the ball on the bed, but I didn't see him as I rolled over to get the phone, he made a grab for it... and missed... It was right near my crotch, and he got a ball all right...


Mine.

If you hold on to the ball he will begin to shake his head back and forth, the way a terrier will... (He is a Boston terrier...) Well he had A ball... and I was not letting go... Even if it was not a tennis ball...


Well I leave the rest to your imagination...


There is no pain worse than a 30 pound bulldog-like mutt trying to ripo your nads loose.


Strange Brewer on Mar-28-2007 at 11:27 AM RST @ 72.160.205.248 (Strange Brewer)
So today my left nut is swollen and has teeth marks on it.
Strange Brewer on Mar-28-2007 at 11:27 AM RST @ 72.160.205.248 (Strange Brewer)
I swear to Christ i am not making this up. I could provide a web cam photo, but given this is during working hours...
Grande on Mar-28-2007 at 11:28 AM RST @ 67.153.37.2 (Grande)
OUCHERS!


Pivo on Mar-28-2007 at 11:28 AM RST @ 66.188.1.232 (Pivo)
OMFG Strange. if only on video you would be 100,000 bucks richer for the tape, both funny and bizzare
Macker on Mar-28-2007 at 11:28 AM RST @ 151.151.73.164 (Macker)
HERE COMES STRANGE WITH HIS THINGIE IN HIS HAND, HE'S A ONE BALL MAN AND HE'S OFF TO THE RO-DEO!
Macker on Mar-28-2007 at 11:29 AM RST @ 151.151.73.164 (Macker)
I axe again....where did you bury the dog?
Strange Brewer on Mar-28-2007 at 11:30 AM RST @ 72.160.205.248 (Strange Brewer)
As soon as he heard me scream, (plus a certain amount of pounding on his head with my fist) he let go and ran like Hell. By the time I was more or less recovered his mama (Amanda) had arrived to protect him. How do you tell your daughter her dog has just tried to caponize you?
Strange Brewer on Mar-28-2007 at 11:31 AM RST @ 72.160.205.248 (Strange Brewer)
I didn't bury him. Boris is a good dog. He has a cataract in one eye, and doesn't see so good, so I am sure it was just an accident.


Pivo on Mar-28-2007 at 11:32 AM RST @ 66.188.1.232 (Pivo)
yea, I can see that strange, a ball is a ball is a ball, INDEED
Strange Brewer on Mar-28-2007 at 11:33 AM RST @ 72.160.205.248 (Strange Brewer)
So my theme for today is AC/DC "I've got big balls"
Strange Brewer on Mar-28-2007 at 11:33 AM RST @ 72.160.205.248 (Strange Brewer)
Why does this shit ONLY happen to me?


Macker on Mar-28-2007 at 11:34 AM RST @ 151.151.73.164 (Macker)
Because you are a member of one of the Twelve Tribes of Israel?
Strange Brewer on Mar-28-2007 at 11:36 AM RST @ 72.160.205.248 (Strange Brewer)
Macker on Mar-28-2007 at 11:34 AM RST @ 151.151.73.164 (Macker)
Because you are a member of one of the Twelve Tribes of Israel?



I think maybe the 13th tribe... The unlucky one...


"When stranger went to Pharoh's land....

Let My Stranger go!"

LET GO BORIS!!! LET GO YOU FUCKING MORON!!!!!"






 Tort Elvis Tort Elvis on Mar-28-2007 at 11:39 AM RST @ 66.116.112.8 (Tort Elvis)
Boris should be hung up by his dick in the yard
Strange Brewer on Mar-28-2007 at 11:41 AM RST @ 72.160.205.248 (Strange Brewer)
Naw, he's a pretty good mutt. I am gonna miss him when Amanda moves out in April.




Strange Brewer on Mar-28-2007 at 11:51 AM RST @ 72.160.205.248 (Strange Brewer)
OK Must head off to WURK! (UGH!)
Macker on Mar-28-2007 at 11:52 AM RST @ 151.151.21.101 (Macker)
later Inflated Ball
Pivo on Mar-28-2007 at 11:57 AM RST @ 66.188.1.232 (Pivo)
See you "He who has 1 sided orange grove"


ZurcUlees on Mar-28-2007 at 12:00 PM RST @ 91.140.251.2 (ZurcUlees)
FUCK THE BORIS!

Thursday, February 08, 2007

The Matrix Has You...

 stoutlystoutinheimer stoutlystoutinheimer on Feb-07-2007 at 02:33 PM RST @ 24.23.214.33 (stoutlystoutinheimer)
Hey Now!: Hello You Rat Bastards
 stoutlystoutinheimer stoutlystoutinheimer on Feb-07-2007 at 02:34 PM RST @ 24.23.214.33 (stoutlystoutinheimer)
got me first batch going and think its going to be good


 stoutlystoutinheimer stoutlystoutinheimer on Feb-07-2007 at 02:35 PM RST @ 24.23.214.33 (stoutlystoutinheimer)
hellllllooooooooo.
 stoutlystoutinheimer stoutlystoutinheimer on Feb-07-2007 at 02:36 PM RST @ 24.23.214.33 (stoutlystoutinheimer)
next time am going to use multiple mashes in one


 Pulque Pulque on Feb-07-2007 at 02:38 PM RST @ 24.128.118.170 (Pulque)
Hello Stout
 stoutlystoutinheimer stoutlystoutinheimer on Feb-07-2007 at 02:38 PM RST @ 24.23.214.33 (stoutlystoutinheimer)
is anyone here actually wanting to talk about beer?
 Pulque Pulque on Feb-07-2007 at 02:39 PM RST @ 24.128.118.170 (Pulque)
what kind of beer would you like to talk about?
 stoutlystoutinheimer stoutlystoutinheimer on Feb-07-2007 at 02:39 PM RST @ 24.23.214.33 (stoutlystoutinheimer)
thank you for your hospitality pulque
 stoutlystoutinheimer stoutlystoutinheimer on Feb-07-2007 at 02:39 PM RST @ 24.23.214.33 (stoutlystoutinheimer)
chats usually suck
 stoutlystoutinheimer stoutlystoutinheimer on Feb-07-2007 at 02:39 PM RST @ 24.23.214.33 (stoutlystoutinheimer)
sorry...get angry sometimes
 stoutlystoutinheimer stoutlystoutinheimer on Feb-07-2007 at 02:40 PM RST @ 24.23.214.33 (stoutlystoutinheimer)
you brewin anythin?
 Pulque Pulque on Feb-07-2007 at 02:41 PM RST @ 24.128.118.170 (Pulque)
no problem Brian
 stoutlystoutinheimer stoutlystoutinheimer on Feb-07-2007 at 02:42 PM RST @ 24.23.214.33 (stoutlystoutinheimer)
is that you morhpeous
 Pulque Pulque on Feb-07-2007 at 02:42 PM RST @ 24.128.118.170 (Pulque)
This chat usually sucks too
 Pulque Pulque on Feb-07-2007 at 02:42 PM RST @ 24.128.118.170 (Pulque)
morhpeous ?

 stoutlystoutinheimer stoutlystoutinheimer on Feb-07-2007 at 02:42 PM RST @ 24.23.214.33 (stoutlystoutinheimer)
how did you know my name?
Jerms on Feb-07-2007 at 02:43 PM RST @ 24.249.73.221 (Jerms)
morpheous!
 stoutlystoutinheimer stoutlystoutinheimer on Feb-07-2007 at 02:43 PM RST @ 24.23.214.33 (stoutlystoutinheimer)
i am brewing a first batch and was looking 4 advice
 Pulque Pulque on Feb-07-2007 at 02:44 PM RST @ 24.128.118.170 (Pulque)
I am the Architect


 Pulque Pulque on Feb-07-2007 at 02:44 PM RST @ 24.128.118.170 (Pulque)
What are you going to brew?
 stoutlystoutinheimer stoutlystoutinheimer on Feb-07-2007 at 02:44 PM RST @ 24.23.214.33 (stoutlystoutinheimer)
it says stoutlystoutinwhatever but you said brian..is this the federali?
 stoutlystoutinheimer stoutlystoutinheimer on Feb-07-2007 at 02:45 PM RST @ 24.23.214.33 (stoutlystoutinheimer)
i already have my wort fermenting on the 12th day.bottled one 16 ounce the otherday
 Pulque Pulque on Feb-07-2007 at 02:47 PM RST @ 24.128.118.170 (Pulque)
I am the Architect

I know everyones name...

How is the weather in San Francisco?

 Pulque Pulque on Feb-07-2007 at 02:47 PM RST @ 24.128.118.170 (Pulque)
So... did you brew a stout?

 Pulque Pulque on Feb-07-2007 at 02:48 PM RST @ 24.128.118.170 (Pulque)
Stouts are a great style

 stoutlystoutinheimer stoutlystoutinheimer on Feb-07-2007 at 02:48 PM RST @ 24.23.214.33 (stoutlystoutinheimer)
got mr beer. used pale ale mix booster scottish aftermarkat yeast instead of the mr beer yeast.added fuggel hops 14 oz.in the wort cooking not inthfermenter.plus mash of crystal and blackpatent malts. dry malt extract and corn sugar
Mr. Jaba Bako on Feb-07-2007 at 02:48 PM RST @ 68.56.251.177 (Mr. Jaba Bako)
Yes. Stouts are good
 Pulque Pulque on Feb-07-2007 at 02:49 PM RST @ 24.128.118.170 (Pulque)
aftermarket yeast?

 stoutlystoutinheimer stoutlystoutinheimer on Feb-07-2007 at 02:50 PM RST @ 24.23.214.33 (stoutlystoutinheimer)
in vacaville weathers pretty good. if i have foam on top of wort in fermenter.then its not done?
 Pulque Pulque on Feb-07-2007 at 02:50 PM RST @ 24.128.118.170 (Pulque)
When do you turn 31 Brian?
 Pulque Pulque on Feb-07-2007 at 02:50 PM RST @ 24.128.118.170 (Pulque)
once the yeast drops and the foam goes it should be good
Mr. Jaba Bako on Feb-07-2007 at 02:51 PM RST @ 68.56.251.177 (Mr. Jaba Bako)
We have ratfest every year, do you like camping?
 stoutlystoutinheimer stoutlystoutinheimer on Feb-07-2007 at 02:51 PM RST @ 24.23.214.33 (stoutlystoutinheimer)
yeast from the fermentation store (liquid) istaed of what came with the kit
Mr. Jaba Bako on Feb-07-2007 at 02:51 PM RST @ 68.56.251.177 (Mr. Jaba Bako)
This year it is in CA
 Pulque Pulque on Feb-07-2007 at 02:52 PM RST @ 24.128.118.170 (Pulque)
I used to go to this great Ghetto Rib Q place in Oakland
 stoutlystoutinheimer stoutlystoutinheimer on Feb-07-2007 at 02:52 PM RST @ 24.23.214.33 (stoutlystoutinheimer)
like camping, how strong should it be. cuz my wort smells strong.
 Pulque Pulque on Feb-07-2007 at 02:53 PM RST @ 24.128.118.170 (Pulque)
It should be as strong as a russian bleach blonde weight lifter with a strapon
Jerms on Feb-07-2007 at 02:55 PM RST @ 24.249.73.221 (Jerms)
white labs yeast stoutly?
 stoutlystoutinheimer stoutlystoutinheimer on Feb-07-2007 at 03:01 PM RST @ 24.23.214.33 (stoutlystoutinheimer)
Hey Now!: Hey Now!
 stoutlystoutinheimer stoutlystoutinheimer on Feb-07-2007 at 03:01 PM RST @ 24.23.214.33 (stoutlystoutinheimer)
white labs yes.
 stoutlystoutinheimer stoutlystoutinheimer on Feb-07-2007 at 03:02 PM RST @ 24.23.214.33 (stoutlystoutinheimer)
pulque behave
 Pulque Pulque on Feb-07-2007 at 03:03 PM RST @ 24.128.118.170 (Pulque)
well rumor has it that you dig such things Brian...

at least that is the word at the 7/11 where all the white rappers hang out

 stoutlystoutinheimer stoutlystoutinheimer on Feb-07-2007 at 03:04 PM RST @ 24.23.214.33 (stoutlystoutinheimer)
but chicks with strap ons cool
Mr. Jaba Bako on Feb-07-2007 at 03:04 PM RST @ 68.56.251.177 (Mr. Jaba Bako)
How did he know we are homobrewers?
 stoutlystoutinheimer stoutlystoutinheimer on Feb-07-2007 at 03:05 PM RST @ 24.23.214.33 (stoutlystoutinheimer)
who the fuck r you?
Jerms on Feb-07-2007 at 03:05 PM RST @ 24.249.73.221 (Jerms)
YOU WANT TO PUT THAT WHERE?
 Pulque Pulque on Feb-07-2007 at 03:06 PM RST @ 24.128.118.170 (Pulque)
I am the Architect
Jerms on Feb-07-2007 at 03:06 PM RST @ 24.249.73.221 (Jerms)
i am the code monkey
 Pulque Pulque on Feb-07-2007 at 03:06 PM RST @ 24.128.118.170 (Pulque)
The internet is not a toy Brian
Mr. Jaba Bako on Feb-07-2007 at 03:08 PM RST @ 68.56.251.177 (Mr. Jaba Bako)
What about the Intraweb? Is it a toy?
Mr. Jaba Bako on Feb-07-2007 at 03:09 PM RST @ 68.56.251.177 (Mr. Jaba Bako)
or Childos?
 stoutlystoutinheimer stoutlystoutinheimer on Feb-07-2007 at 03:09 PM RST @ 24.23.214.33 (stoutlystoutinheimer)
the only thing u 2 ever strapped-on was dunce caps
Jerms on Feb-07-2007 at 03:09 PM RST @ 24.249.73.221 (Jerms)
true, i have no need of any other strap-on device
 stoutlystoutinheimer stoutlystoutinheimer on Feb-07-2007 at 03:11 PM RST @ 24.23.214.33 (stoutlystoutinheimer)
or go brew yourselves some teabags.for your foreheads


 stoutlystoutinheimer stoutlystoutinheimer on Feb-07-2007 at 03:12 PM RST @ 24.23.214.33 (stoutlystoutinheimer)
stout.out.
Jerms on Feb-07-2007 at 03:12 PM RST @ 24.249.73.221 (Jerms)
woo, look at Mr. Man, being all dominate... YOU GO GIRL!


 stoutlystoutinheimer stoutlystoutinheimer on Feb-07-2007 at 03:13 PM RST @ 24.23.214.33 (stoutlystoutinheimer)
im writin down your screenames on the next bathroom wall i see
Jerms on Feb-07-2007 at 03:14 PM RST @ 24.249.73.221 (Jerms)
sounds good brian




















 Pulque Pulque on Feb-07-2007 at 03:23 PM RST @ 24.128.118.170 (Pulque)
well then...