TWCF

Strange Brewer on Mar-28-2007 at 11:18 AM RST @ 72.160.205.248 (Strange Brewer)

Oh God I am in pain....

Jerms on Mar-28-2007 at 11:19 AM RST @ 24.249.73.221 (Jerms)

strange?

Strange Brewer on Mar-28-2007 at 11:20 AM RST @ 72.160.205.248 (Strange Brewer)

Jerms on Mar-28-2007 at 11:19 AM RST @ 24.249.73.221 (Jerms) strange? Yaez?

Jerms on Mar-28-2007 at 11:20 AM RST @ 24.249.73.221 (Jerms)

hit another goose? deer? fall off the roof? printing accident at the paper? drop laptop on your foot? heater in belize explode? telephone pole rot thru and drop onto the car?

Strange Brewer on Mar-28-2007 at 11:20 AM RST @ 72.160.205.248 (Strange Brewer)

My fucking dog tried to de-nut me yesterday. My left testicle is the size of a Naval Orange.

Jerms on Mar-28-2007 at 11:21 AM RST @ 24.249.73.221 (Jerms)

ahahaha shit... must remember to update BEFORE taking a drink

Strange Brewer on Mar-28-2007 at 11:21 AM RST @ 72.160.205.248 (Strange Brewer)

This is even more bizarre than any of the things you list.

Macker on Mar-28-2007 at 11:24 AM RST @ 151.151.73.164 (Macker)

wow Strange, what happens to you is indeed Strange.... where is the dog buried?

Pivo on Mar-28-2007 at 11:25 AM RST @ 66.188.1.232 (Pivo)

dirt hope profile, so good for ghetto brew?

Strange Brewer on Mar-28-2007 at 11:25 AM RST @ 72.160.205.248 (Strange Brewer)

Was tossing the tennis ball while watching a movie in bed, as yesterday was my day off. He put the ball on the bed, but I didn't see him as I rolled over to get the phone, he made a grab for it... and missed... It was right near my crotch, and he got a ball all right... Mine. If you hold on to the ball he will begin to shake his head back and forth, the way a terrier will... (He is a Boston terrier...) Well he had A ball... and I was not letting go... Even if it was not a tennis ball... Well I leave the rest to your imagination... There is no pain worse than a 30 pound bulldog-like mutt trying to ripo your nads loose.

Strange Brewer on Mar-28-2007 at 11:27 AM RST @ 72.160.205.248 (Strange Brewer)

So today my left nut is swollen and has teeth marks on it.

Strange Brewer on Mar-28-2007 at 11:27 AM RST @ 72.160.205.248 (Strange Brewer)

I swear to Christ i am not making this up. I could provide a web cam photo, but given this is during working hours...

Grande on Mar-28-2007 at 11:28 AM RST @ 67.153.37.2 (Grande)

OUCHERS!

Pivo on Mar-28-2007 at 11:28 AM RST @ 66.188.1.232 (Pivo)

OMFG Strange. if only on video you would be 100,000 bucks richer for the tape, both funny and bizzare

Macker on Mar-28-2007 at 11:28 AM RST @ 151.151.73.164 (Macker)

HERE COMES STRANGE WITH HIS THINGIE IN HIS HAND, HE'S A ONE BALL MAN AND HE'S OFF TO THE RO-DEO!

Macker on Mar-28-2007 at 11:29 AM RST @ 151.151.73.164 (Macker)

I axe again....where did you bury the dog?

Strange Brewer on Mar-28-2007 at 11:30 AM RST @ 72.160.205.248 (Strange Brewer)

As soon as he heard me scream, (plus a certain amount of pounding on his head with my fist) he let go and ran like Hell. By the time I was more or less recovered his mama (Amanda) had arrived to protect him. How do you tell your daughter her dog has just tried to caponize you?

Strange Brewer on Mar-28-2007 at 11:31 AM RST @ 72.160.205.248 (Strange Brewer)

I didn't bury him. Boris is a good dog. He has a cataract in one eye, and doesn't see so good, so I am sure it was just an accident.

Pivo on Mar-28-2007 at 11:32 AM RST @ 66.188.1.232 (Pivo)

yea, I can see that strange, a ball is a ball is a ball, INDEED

Strange Brewer on Mar-28-2007 at 11:33 AM RST @ 72.160.205.248 (Strange Brewer)

So my theme for today is AC/DC "I've got big balls"

Strange Brewer on Mar-28-2007 at 11:33 AM RST @ 72.160.205.248 (Strange Brewer)

Why does this shit ONLY happen to me?

Macker on Mar-28-2007 at 11:34 AM RST @ 151.151.73.164 (Macker)

Because you are a member of one of the Twelve Tribes of Israel?

Strange Brewer on Mar-28-2007 at 11:36 AM RST @ 72.160.205.248 (Strange Brewer)

Macker on Mar-28-2007 at 11:34 AM RST @ 151.151.73.164 (Macker) Because you are a member of one of the Twelve Tribes of Israel? I think maybe the 13th tribe... The unlucky one... "When stranger went to Pharoh's land.... Let My Stranger go!" LET GO BORIS!!! LET GO YOU FUCKING MORON!!!!!"

Tort Elvis on Mar-28-2007 at 11:39 AM RST @ 66.116.112.8 (Tort Elvis)

Boris should be hung up by his dick in the yard

Strange Brewer on Mar-28-2007 at 11:41 AM RST @ 72.160.205.248 (Strange Brewer)

Naw, he's a pretty good mutt. I am gonna miss him when Amanda moves out in April.

Strange Brewer on Mar-28-2007 at 11:51 AM RST @ 72.160.205.248 (Strange Brewer)

OK Must head off to WURK! (UGH!)

Macker on Mar-28-2007 at 11:52 AM RST @ 151.151.21.101 (Macker)

later Inflated Ball

Pivo on Mar-28-2007 at 11:57 AM RST @ 66.188.1.232 (Pivo)

See you "He who has 1 sided orange grove"

ZurcUlees on Mar-28-2007 at 12:00 PM RST @ 91.140.251.2 (ZurcUlees)

FUCK THE BORIS!