Redneck Moments

Cagey - brewing on May-18-2008 at 10:06 AM RST @ 66.82.9.109 (Cagey - brewing) Piper we had a great redneck moment here yesterday. I was in the shitter when I heard my wife shrieking and and a bunch of squeaking coming from the living room. Turns out we had a squirrel in the office and my dog started chasing it around the living room. I'm standing in the bathroom doorway holding my pants up yelling "Get 'im! Fetch that squirrel!" and about a minute later he came walking up with the dead rodent in his mouth.

All I could think of was "I bet Piper has lived this exact moment, too"

Chupacabra on May-18-2008 at 10:16 AM RST @ 74.41.20.142 (Chupacabra) Years ago I worked at a meat packing plant in Miles City Montana, and a big steer got loose on the kill floor. The guy who does the killing was chasing it all over the place with the rifle, and would fire a shot at it now and then, and the rest of the crew was just trying not to get killed by either the mad steer or gunfire.

Ignatz on May-18-2008 at 10:17 AM RST @ 75.67.98.168 (Ignatz)

Nothing like a Steer and a dude with a rifle slipping on a bloody floor trying to get or get away from each other... Queue the Benny Hill Music