Wednesday, January 24, 2007

All manners of things in a drug store you do not want announced in public

ARS on Jan-23-2007 at 12:20 AM RST @ 216.145.253.84 (ARS)
oh, wait. funny thing happened to me at Walgreens today.
ARS on Jan-23-2007 at 12:21 AM RST @ 216.145.253.84 (ARS)
I was trying to buy some Prilosec (long term antacid) and they had the fucking stuff under lock and key!
ARS on Jan-23-2007 at 12:21 AM RST @ 216.145.253.84 (ARS)
I don't know what that is about. Do people snort lines of antacid now?
ARS on Jan-23-2007 at 12:22 AM RST @ 216.145.253.84 (ARS)
anyway, they had little signs along the aisle spaced by department that said,"press for assistance."
ARS on Jan-23-2007 at 12:23 AM RST @ 216.145.253.84 (ARS)
I pressed the closest button and a voice booms from the PA, "Customer assistance needed in the antacid aisle"
ARS on Jan-23-2007 at 12:23 AM RST @ 216.145.253.84 (ARS)
FUCK! I sure am glad I wasn't in the profolactic or personal lubricant aisle!


ARS on Jan-23-2007 at 12:24 AM RST @ 216.145.253.84 (ARS)
"customer assistance needed in the hemeroid cream aisle"
TEX on Jan-23-2007 at 12:25 AM RST @ 66.30.185.99 (TEX)
PRICE CHECK AT REGISTER SIX FOR TAMPONS.

HAHAHAHAHAHA



ARS on Jan-23-2007 at 12:26 AM RST @ 216.145.253.84 (ARS)
"Customer assistance needed in the breast pump aisle" Shit all the guys would come running out to help with that one!
ARS on Jan-23-2007 at 12:27 AM RST @ 216.145.253.84 (ARS)
YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE IN THE AREA WHEN THE ANNOUNCEMENT COMES, "Customer assistance needed in the erectile dysfunction aisle"
ARS on Jan-23-2007 at 12:28 AM RST @ 216.145.253.84 (ARS)
"customer assistance needed in the overactive bladder aisle" followed by the "clean up in the overactive bladder aisle"
ARS on Jan-23-2007 at 12:30 AM RST @ 216.145.253.84 (ARS)
there are all manner of things in a drug store you do not want announced in public.

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