ARS on Jan-23-2007 at 12:20 AM RST @ 216.145.253.84 (ARS) |
oh, wait. funny thing happened to me at Walgreens today. |
ARS on Jan-23-2007 at 12:21 AM RST @ 216.145.253.84 (ARS) |
I was trying to buy some Prilosec (long term antacid) and they had the fucking stuff under lock and key! |
ARS on Jan-23-2007 at 12:21 AM RST @ 216.145.253.84 (ARS) |
I don't know what that is about. Do people snort lines of antacid now? |
ARS on Jan-23-2007 at 12:22 AM RST @ 216.145.253.84 (ARS) |
anyway, they had little signs along the aisle spaced by department that said,"press for assistance." |
ARS on Jan-23-2007 at 12:23 AM RST @ 216.145.253.84 (ARS) |
I pressed the closest button and a voice booms from the PA, "Customer assistance needed in the antacid aisle" |
ARS on Jan-23-2007 at 12:23 AM RST @ 216.145.253.84 (ARS) |
FUCK! I sure am glad I wasn't in the profolactic or personal lubricant aisle! |
ARS on Jan-23-2007 at 12:24 AM RST @ 216.145.253.84 (ARS) |
"customer assistance needed in the hemeroid cream aisle" |
TEX on Jan-23-2007 at 12:25 AM RST @ 66.30.185.99 (TEX) |
PRICE CHECK AT REGISTER SIX FOR TAMPONS. HAHAHAHAHAHA |
ARS on Jan-23-2007 at 12:26 AM RST @ 216.145.253.84 (ARS) |
"Customer assistance needed in the breast pump aisle" Shit all the guys would come running out to help with that one! |
ARS on Jan-23-2007 at 12:27 AM RST @ 216.145.253.84 (ARS) |
YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE IN THE AREA WHEN THE ANNOUNCEMENT COMES, "Customer assistance needed in the erectile dysfunction aisle" |
ARS on Jan-23-2007 at 12:28 AM RST @ 216.145.253.84 (ARS) |
"customer assistance needed in the overactive bladder aisle" followed by the "clean up in the overactive bladder aisle" |
ARS on Jan-23-2007 at 12:30 AM RST @ 216.145.253.84 (ARS) |
there are all manner of things in a drug store you do not want announced in public. |
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