some fucking guys got into an accident (bumpers dented) right in front of my driveway. they were parked there, talking. I pull up and say hey, can you guys move forward a few feet so I can get in my driveway?
dudes just look at me and then waves me off and waves to his bumper. so I lean back out again and shout MOVE YOUR FUCKING CARS FORWARD OR I'M GOING TO GET INTO THAT FREE CANDY VAN AND PLOW YOUR FUCKING CARS INTO THE STREET!!
I don't know, but I think the free candy van part scared the fuck out of them, because they glanced at it once and then got in their cars and pulled forward, and they were so freaked, they kept pulling foward in front of another driveway, stopping, then moving forward again until they got to the next street. |
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