Homeward Bound Rat on Apr-01-2005 at 11:11 PM RST @ 65.162.120.25
Strange!!!
How do you feel?
You did get checked out by a medical team right?
Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:12 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61
AccountingTroll on Apr-01-2005 at 11:11 PM RST @ 151.199.232.184
Next time, just hit the goose.
Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah blah, Blah!
Metal on Apr-01-2005 at 11:13 PM RST @ 67.167.94.26
STRANGE YOU LIVE!!!
Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:13 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61
By the paramedics and by a passing doctor. I let the doc look me over even though he was a Vikings fan. I am sore and a bit stiff, but otherwise undamaged.
Metal on Apr-01-2005 at 11:14 PM RST @ 67.167.94.26
sucks the vehic is totaled strange. too bad you can't still resurect it.
Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:15 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61
I Live, but the goose is
DAID!!!
And, unfortunately, so is Dog Dick Red.
So hoist a toast to Dog Dick Red!
Gimp on Apr-01-2005 at 11:16 PM RST @ 66.168.94.140
Any chance you can get some salvage dollars for the parts that are good in it Strange? Looks like the drivetrains should be in good shape (except that slight oil leak in the passenger side of the engine/transmission).
Homeward Bound Rat Homeward Bound Rat on Apr-01-2005 at 11:16 PM RST @ 65.162.120.25
That must have scared the fucking bejeeezus out of you Rick
Gimp on Apr-01-2005 at 11:16 PM RST @ 66.168.94.140
Fuck the goose while it is warm!
Homeward Bound Rat Homeward Bound Rat on Apr-01-2005 at 11:16 PM RST @ 65.162.120.25
A TOAST TO DOG DICK RED!!!
Homeward Bound Rat Homeward Bound Rat on Apr-01-2005 at 11:18 PM RST @ 65.162.120.25
BLAME CANADA!!!
Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:19 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61
Will have to see; DDR is now over at my wife's cousin's auto salvage yard... (It is the final resting place of MANY Strange Daid vehicles) Will see if it's worth anything to him or not. If not; he can have it for scrap.
Scared the Bejezus out of me and then some. I was hanging upside down from my safety belt, unable to unhook the cocksucker, in an overturned minivasn with a full tank of gas.
Homeward Bound Rat Homeward Bound Rat on Apr-01-2005 at 11:19 PM RST @ 65.162.120.25
Damn Strange... htat really sucks!
Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:20 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61
I finally got the fucker to release, then I couldn't get out...
Metal on Apr-01-2005 at 11:20 PM RST @ 67.167.94.26
heh, did anyone stop to help you strange? did the cops give you a FST?
Homeward Bound Rat Homeward Bound Rat on Apr-01-2005 at 11:20 PM RST @ 65.162.120.25
A full tank of cash is better than an almost emtpy tank of gas!
Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:20 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61
All the time the engine was still running, and for the life of me I couldn't find the ignition switch.
Homeward Bound Rat Homeward Bound Rat on Apr-01-2005 at 11:21 PM RST @ 65.162.120.25
hahahahahaahaha
Homeward Bound Rat Homeward Bound Rat on Apr-01-2005 at 11:22 PM RST @ 65.162.120.25
Man Strange...
That is a great story for April 1st...
Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:22 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61
I had people there inside of two minutes. Highway was empty when the accident happened... Here, people ALWAYS stop. ONe guy was able to open the passenger door, thank God. I crawled back to the rear hatch, but you can't open it from inside, So I had to climb back to the front, to press the latch silinoid, but the guy managed to open the door and I shot out like a crab on steroids.
Loth - Home on Apr-01-2005 at 11:24 PM RST @ 69.212.3.200
Yes, Welcome to the Castle Anthrax... First the spankings and then: Hey Now!
Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:24 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61
Spank, half of my problem is that no one I tell this stuff to believes me. I ahve a reputation for the "April Fools Stories" I put in the paper...
Incidently, I am going to be a page two picture. Me and the goose.
Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:25 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61
"REPORTER'S GOOSE IS COOKED"
Loth - Home on Apr-01-2005 at 11:25 PM RST @ 69.212.3.200
WTF happend strange?
Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:26 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61
AP is thinking about picking it up...
Metal Metal on Apr-01-2005 at 11:26 PM RST @ 67.167.94.26
yeah we were all expecting the ultimate brewrat april fools joke all day with that picture strange.
Homeward Bound Rat Homeward Bound Rat on Apr-01-2005 at 11:27 PM RST @ 65.162.120.25
STRANGE IS GOING TO BE A PAGE TWO GIRL!!!
Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:27 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61
Loth, I was brutally attacked by a Canada goose who sexually molested my Minivan. You can see it laying there, tires spread most wantonly...
Homeward Bound Rat Homeward Bound Rat on Apr-01-2005 at 11:27 PM RST @ 65.162.120.25
TIRES SPREAD WANTONLY!!!
Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:29 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61
I did a dumfuck, basiocally, Loth. All of a sudden, there was this goddamn goose right in front of me at 60 mph. Like a goddamn rookie, I floored the brakes and cut the wheel sharp to the right. Results were predictable.
Homeward Bound Rat Homeward Bound Rat on Apr-01-2005 at 11:29 PM RST @ 65.162.120.25
I would have run that fucking thing straight the fuck over
Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:31 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61
Homeward Bound Rat on Apr-01-2005 at 11:29 PM RST @ 65.162.120.25
I would have run that fucking thing straight the fuck over
So would I except that I didn't see it until the last minute. I acted insinctively, and WRONG!
Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:31 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61
I tell that to people all the time: JUST HIT THE FUCKER...
Homeward Bound Rat Homeward Bound Rat on Apr-01-2005 at 11:33 PM RST @ 65.162.120.25
HIT AND KILL IT AND THEN BALME CANADA!!!
Homeward Bound Rat Homeward Bound Rat on Apr-01-2005 at 11:33 PM RST @ 65.162.120.25
HAHAHHAHAHAH
BALME!!!
Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:35 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61
GIANT FUCKING CANADIAN FLYING RATS!
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