I'll paint any car for only...

Maybe you had to live on the East Coast during the 70's to appreciate this...

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SPANKULEEZ on Apr-08-2005 at 11:24 AM RST @ 169.145.3.11
Are you painting cars now BD?

The Earl of Scheib™ on Apr-08-2005 at 11:24 AM RST @ 12.14.80.3
Yes Skot. How did you know that?

SPANKULEEZ on Apr-08-2005 at 11:24 AM RST @ 169.145.3.11
Here BD
BrewRat Hyperlink

The Earl of Scheib™ on Apr-08-2005 at 11:25 AM RST @ 12.14.80.3
That's another indicator of age... knowing who the fuck Earl Scheib is.

Oogie Wa Wa on Apr-08-2005 at 11:26 AM RST @ 64.246.106.44
"Fourty-nine ninety-five, any car, any color!"

The Earl of Scheib™ on Apr-08-2005 at 11:27 AM RST @ 12.14.80.3
I go back as far as $39.95.

Oogie Wa Wa on Apr-08-2005 at 11:27 AM RST @ 64.246.106.44
Masking the little things, like say windows, was optional, as I recall!

The Earl of Scheib™ on Apr-08-2005 at 11:27 AM RST @ 12.14.80.3
basically, the guy vomitted on your car and they baked it on.

Dinky Dau' on Apr-08-2005 at 11:52 AM RST @ 208.5.44.21
Earl painted my first car, a 1955 Cheve Belaire 4-dor. 29.99 out the door. And, he baked the paint on since I chose an enamel instead of lacquor which most customers got.

Please, Lord, let there be video...

aleman on Apr-05-2005 at 04:55 PM RST @ 24.230.139.217
Angie leaped out of her quiet shell and went completely Tex on the car salesman. It was not pretty.

aleman on Apr-05-2005 at 04:57 PM RST @ 24.230.139.217
She even looked at me and said, "can I speak with you outside".

aleman on Apr-05-2005 at 07:26 PM RST @ 24.230.139.217
Basically the weasles were offering to put the Explorer on their lot and charge us $600 to sell it. They were throwing figures around in an effort to confuse us. She called me outside to explain how we were getting hosed then she started yelling at the weasles. Man it was entertaining.

wea·sel (wê¹zel) noun

1.
2. Any of various carnivorous mammals of the genus Mustela, having a long slender body, a long tail, short legs, and brownish fur that in many species turns white in winter.
A person regarded as sneaky or treacherous.

verb, intransitive
wea·seled also wea·selled wea·sel·ing wea·sel·ling wea·sels wea·sels To be evasive; equivocate.

- phrasal verb.
weasel out Informal.
To back out of a situation or commitment in a sneaky or cowardly manner.

Fact
To Be Weazley... Like say to be a Consultant

Strange Brewer's Goose is COOKED

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Homeward Bound Rat on Apr-01-2005 at 11:11 PM RST @ 65.162.120.25
Strange!!!

How do you feel?

You did get checked out by a medical team right?

Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:12 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61
AccountingTroll on Apr-01-2005 at 11:11 PM RST @ 151.199.232.184
Next time, just hit the goose.


Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah blah, Blah!

Metal on Apr-01-2005 at 11:13 PM RST @ 67.167.94.26
STRANGE YOU LIVE!!!

Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:13 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61
By the paramedics and by a passing doctor. I let the doc look me over even though he was a Vikings fan. I am sore and a bit stiff, but otherwise undamaged.

Metal on Apr-01-2005 at 11:14 PM RST @ 67.167.94.26
sucks the vehic is totaled strange. too bad you can't still resurect it.

Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:15 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61

I Live, but the goose is




DAID!!!

And, unfortunately, so is Dog Dick Red.

So hoist a toast to Dog Dick Red!

Gimp on Apr-01-2005 at 11:16 PM RST @ 66.168.94.140
Any chance you can get some salvage dollars for the parts that are good in it Strange? Looks like the drivetrains should be in good shape (except that slight oil leak in the passenger side of the engine/transmission).

Homeward Bound Rat Homeward Bound Rat on Apr-01-2005 at 11:16 PM RST @ 65.162.120.25
That must have scared the fucking bejeeezus out of you Rick

Gimp on Apr-01-2005 at 11:16 PM RST @ 66.168.94.140
Fuck the goose while it is warm!

Homeward Bound Rat Homeward Bound Rat on Apr-01-2005 at 11:16 PM RST @ 65.162.120.25
A TOAST TO DOG DICK RED!!!

Homeward Bound Rat Homeward Bound Rat on Apr-01-2005 at 11:18 PM RST @ 65.162.120.25
BLAME CANADA!!!


Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:19 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61
Will have to see; DDR is now over at my wife's cousin's auto salvage yard... (It is the final resting place of MANY Strange Daid vehicles) Will see if it's worth anything to him or not. If not; he can have it for scrap.


Scared the Bejezus out of me and then some. I was hanging upside down from my safety belt, unable to unhook the cocksucker, in an overturned minivasn with a full tank of gas.

Homeward Bound Rat Homeward Bound Rat on Apr-01-2005 at 11:19 PM RST @ 65.162.120.25
Damn Strange... htat really sucks!

Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:20 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61
I finally got the fucker to release, then I couldn't get out...

Metal on Apr-01-2005 at 11:20 PM RST @ 67.167.94.26
heh, did anyone stop to help you strange? did the cops give you a FST?

Homeward Bound Rat Homeward Bound Rat on Apr-01-2005 at 11:20 PM RST @ 65.162.120.25
A full tank of cash is better than an almost emtpy tank of gas!

Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:20 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61
All the time the engine was still running, and for the life of me I couldn't find the ignition switch.

Homeward Bound Rat Homeward Bound Rat on Apr-01-2005 at 11:21 PM RST @ 65.162.120.25
hahahahahaahaha

Homeward Bound Rat Homeward Bound Rat on Apr-01-2005 at 11:22 PM RST @ 65.162.120.25
Man Strange...

That is a great story for April 1st...

Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:22 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61
I had people there inside of two minutes. Highway was empty when the accident happened... Here, people ALWAYS stop. ONe guy was able to open the passenger door, thank God. I crawled back to the rear hatch, but you can't open it from inside, So I had to climb back to the front, to press the latch silinoid, but the guy managed to open the door and I shot out like a crab on steroids.


Loth - Home on Apr-01-2005 at 11:24 PM RST @ 69.212.3.200
Yes, Welcome to the Castle Anthrax... First the spankings and then: Hey Now!

Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:24 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61
Spank, half of my problem is that no one I tell this stuff to believes me. I ahve a reputation for the "April Fools Stories" I put in the paper...


Incidently, I am going to be a page two picture. Me and the goose.


Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:25 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61

"REPORTER'S GOOSE IS COOKED"

Loth - Home on Apr-01-2005 at 11:25 PM RST @ 69.212.3.200
WTF happend strange?

Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:26 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61
AP is thinking about picking it up...

Metal Metal on Apr-01-2005 at 11:26 PM RST @ 67.167.94.26
yeah we were all expecting the ultimate brewrat april fools joke all day with that picture strange.

Homeward Bound Rat Homeward Bound Rat on Apr-01-2005 at 11:27 PM RST @ 65.162.120.25
STRANGE IS GOING TO BE A PAGE TWO GIRL!!!

Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:27 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61
Loth, I was brutally attacked by a Canada goose who sexually molested my Minivan. You can see it laying there, tires spread most wantonly...

Homeward Bound Rat Homeward Bound Rat on Apr-01-2005 at 11:27 PM RST @ 65.162.120.25
TIRES SPREAD WANTONLY!!!

Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:29 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61
I did a dumfuck, basiocally, Loth. All of a sudden, there was this goddamn goose right in front of me at 60 mph. Like a goddamn rookie, I floored the brakes and cut the wheel sharp to the right. Results were predictable.

Homeward Bound Rat Homeward Bound Rat on Apr-01-2005 at 11:29 PM RST @ 65.162.120.25
I would have run that fucking thing straight the fuck over

Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:31 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61
Homeward Bound Rat on Apr-01-2005 at 11:29 PM RST @ 65.162.120.25
I would have run that fucking thing straight the fuck over


So would I except that I didn't see it until the last minute. I acted insinctively, and WRONG!

Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:31 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61
I tell that to people all the time: JUST HIT THE FUCKER...

Homeward Bound Rat Homeward Bound Rat on Apr-01-2005 at 11:33 PM RST @ 65.162.120.25
HIT AND KILL IT AND THEN BALME CANADA!!!

Homeward Bound Rat Homeward Bound Rat on Apr-01-2005 at 11:33 PM RST @ 65.162.120.25
HAHAHHAHAHAH

BALME!!!

Goose Krashkar, The Minivan Killer, Live for one night only in Belize on Apr-01-2005 at 11:35 PM RST @ 69.179.33.61
GIANT FUCKING CANADIAN FLYING RATS!

Detroit Blogger

I've added a link to the Detroit Blogger, off to the left. Fascinating stuff to read. He was born and raised in Detroit, and lives there to this day, working as a journalist. His blog centers around drinking and breaking into the thousands of abandoned buildings in Detroit, but focuses on the skyscrapers. Very well written, I've enjoyed going back through all his archives. Lots of good pictures also.