One of Dan's Sycophants on another Brew Venue

tranquil_liza
Intermediate Member
Username: Tranquil_liza

Post Number: 391
Registered: 03-2003
Posted From: 68.42.201.229

Posted on Wednesday, November 29, 2006 - 02:54 pm: Edit Post
sKotRAT...you come in as the second post on this thread spewing your jealousies, ranting your hatred and contorting a simple request into war.

then you disappear to your hole while your "legion of followers" carry out your will to exhaustion.

now you come back at the end to show us your healing powers.

you are now...always have been...and always will be an idiot of enormous proportion.

Saturday Night Chat

PULQUE on Nov-25-2006 at 11:30 AM RST @ 24.128.118.170

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday the regular crowd shuffles in There's an FAT MEAN CRUZCAMPO sitting next to me Makin' love to his tonic and gin He says, Skot can you play me a memory I'm not really sure how it goes But it's FAT and its MEAN and I Shit Where I Sit And I'm not wearing any clothes Da da da de de da da da de de da da da Sing us a song, you're the piano man sing us a song tonight Well, we're all in the mood for some good old Pron And you've got us feelin' alright Now TD at the bar is a friend of mine He gets me my drinks for free And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke But I barely come up to his knees He says Skot, I believe this is killing me As the smile ran away from his face Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star If I could only get into this dress Sing us a song, you're the piano man sing us a song tonight Well, we're all in the mood for some good old Pron And you've got us feelin' alright Now Mother is a real shit shovelist Who nevers has time for a brew And he's talking with Shoe who was in the navy So we all say FUCK THE NAVY for life And the YP is practicing politics As Metal slowly gets stoned Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Homebrew But it's better than drinking alone It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday, And RB gives me that smile 'Cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to see To forget about Bill Pierce for awhile. And the flatulance sounds like a carnival And the bar smells like Feet and Ass And they shit and they stink and ruin the air And say "Man, it smells like ASS in here?" Da da da de de da da da de de da da da Sing us a song, you're the piano man sing us a song tonight Well, we're all in the mood for some good old Pron And you've got us feelin' alright

THE ALIEN THREAT!!!!

zUrC on Nov-09-2006 at 08:33 PM RST @ 217.69.183.35

I believe that we are on the brink of making OFFICIAL contact with the aliens soon. Things are getting so big that the government cannot hide it anymore. So many people have been killed by the CIA after talking about what they knew. The truth will come out soon.

zUrC on Nov-09-2006 at 08:35 PM RST @ 217.69.183.35

WHEN YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THE ALIENS YOU WILL FORGET ALL ABOUT TESTER.....BUT YOU MAY NOT HAVE A GUN TO DEFEND YOURSELF. THE ALIENS ARE COMING TO HARVEST US FOR FOOD. THIS IS TRUE.

zUrC on Nov-09-2006 at 08:36 PM RST @ 217.69.183.35

IMAGINE THAT YOU WILL BE THE MAIN COURSE.

zUrC on Nov-09-2006 at 08:39 PM RST @ 217.69.183.35

THEIR PLAN IS WORKING TOO. YOU ARE ALL SO OCCUPIED WITH POLITIKZ AND WELFARE AND BEER THAT YOU WONT EVEN KNOW WHEN THEY LAND IN YOUR BACKYARD AND PLACE THE FEEDER TUBE UNDER YOUR FRONT DOOR TO MILK YOUR BODY OF YOUR LIFE FLUIDS.

zUrC on Nov-09-2006 at 08:40 PM RST @ 217.69.183.35

YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS MANDRAKE!

zUrC on Nov-09-2006 at 08:44 PM RST @ 217.69.183.35

I DO NOT WANT THEM DRUNK. I WANT THEM TO EMBRACE THE REALITY THAT OUR CONTACT WITH SUPERIOR ALIEN BEINGS IS ON OUR NEAR HORIZON. REMEMBER, I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT HERE FIRST.